The most important insurance of all time: Covering you against alien abductions!

There’s a lot of strange things you can take out an insurance policy for, but this one might just take the cake: introducing Alien Abduction Insurance!

I just found out about it, even though it’s been on sale since 1987… and 6,000 people have bought it! For just $25 you get:

  • $10,000,000 if you’re abducted by an alien, paid out in $1 a year for 10 million years. (But you need a signed note from the alien in order to get the payout.)
  • You also get outpatient psychiatric coverage, sarcasm coverage, and double identity coverage.
  • You’ll also be covered if you get abducted while storming Area 51 in September! (That’s new to the policy, but they thought they should add it after the huge success of the “Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us” Facebook page.)

The guy selling it is trying to let you know that this is a tongue in cheek, and that it’s not supposed to be a real thing! But people seem to want to buy it anyways!

You can find out more about it by clicking here!

Copy of Alien Abduction Insurance

Copy of Alien Abduction Insurance

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